Sorry Ass
.- Happy 35th birthday, IBM PC! -.
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───────── Sorry Ass, by VileR ── ▀■▄▄▄▄▀ ─────── 08/2016 ─────────
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█ │ ...a tiny tribute for the IBM PC's 35th anniversary... │ █
█ │ revisiting Bill Gates' uncontested gaming │ █
█ │ milestone from PC-DOS 1.0: DONKEY.BAS │ █
█ │ │ █
█ │ now in a boot sector near you! │ █
█ │ :: CGA+/8088+/PCspeaker :: │ █
█ ├────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┤ █
█ │ This 512-byte game should run on most x86 PCS, all the │ █
█ │ way back to the original IBM 5150. A smaller .COM │ █
█ │ version is available for DOS. │ █
█ │ │ █
█ │ The 360KB disk image can be optionally padded to your │ █
█ │ favorite standard floppy size, written to disk, or │ █
█ │ loaded in DOSBox ("boot sorryass.ima")/PCEm/etc. │ █
█ ├────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┤ █
█ │ - ESC to exit (DOS) or restart (boot version) - │ █
█ │ - any other key to switch lanes - │ █
█ ├────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┤ █
█ │ Greets/thanks: hargle, HellMood, qkumba, │ █
█ │ reenigne, ripsaw8080, Scali, Trixter │ █
█ │ │ █
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