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x'96 invitation by Success PC [web]

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           ú t h e ú f u t u r e ú h a s ú a n ú a t t i t u d e ú
                           
  Holy Smoking chainguns!! The pissfingering locos are back! X'96 intro II

     


ú SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS ú 
  
  - a dead Barracuda
  - 5 soulsingers
  - a sniff of Honest Ed's horse

ú NOTES ú

  1. Insert the disk into drive A: and type at the dosprompt: A:\SETUP.EXE
  2. Windows'95 will start up automatically. Don't panic, you're doing fine.
  3. Follow the onscreen instructions, and click [OK] to end installation.
  4. You're a turd if you do this.
  5. Escom zuigt.
  6. Dynabyte ook. 
  7. Press ALT-F4 and start our intro.

  This is the second round to our invitation for X'96, and if you don't like
  it, geddafuckout! The music might sound fucked, but that's because our 
  player is fucked, and because you have a GUS 3.7. (so there!)


ú CREDITS ú

  Code....: Dustin & Scout
  Graphics: HarleQuiN and Dustin
  Music...: HarleQuiN
  
ú GREETINGS ú
  
  Logic Design, aCME, Weird Magic, Surprise!Productions, Proxima,
  Fatal Justice, Nostalgia, Analogue, Anarchy PC, KLF, Isch Crew, Hypervibe, 
  The Edge, Thaumathurge, Spirit, Pulse, The Natives, Void, Imphobia, TKB, 
  iMAGE, The Clan, en alle hollandse pikkelikkende lijkepikkers, Hotline, 
  Ikari+Talent, and all others.                                                                

ú COPYLEFTS ú
  
  Put this shit on CDROM, and you'll loose your masculinity.
  (That's slang for balls)


ú SUCCESS MEMBERSTATUS ú
                       
                       Demo Section SuccesS PC  

ú HANDLE ú    ú FUNCTION ú            ú OCCUPATION ú  

  TIM.........: Organizer               Bouwvakker
  SCOUT.......: Coder                   Betonvlechter
  HARLEQUIN...: Graphics, Music         Spijkerhapper
  DUSTIN......: Coder                   Voorman
  MITCH.......: Graphics                Betonmixer 
  BRAINSAW....: Coder                   Kraanmachinist

                                        
              SuccesS Telephony and Telegraphy Service: (ST&T)

ú HANDLE ú    ú FUNCTION ú            ú OCCUPATION ú

  CBA.........: Courier                 Bakstenensjouwer
  VIKING......: Internet Support        Plankenpikkende pikomhoog


ú HOW TO CONTACT sUCCESs ú                                                     

  Hey! This is your chance to spit your bile all over us!
  Kick our asses! Beat our brains out! Say hello!
  
  Email: tim@pitel_lnx.ibk.fnt.hvu.nl (General SuccesS address)
  
  If you want to swap disks with demos or whatever, make it so!
  
  TIM/SUCCESS                    HARLEQUIN/SUCCESS         SCOUT/SUCCESS
  Peperstraat 54                 2e Helmersstraat 89/3     Acaciastreet 29 bis
  1502 AJ Zaandam                1054 CE  Amsterdam        3551 BE  Utrecht
  Holland                        Holland                   Holland
 +31-(0)30-946235               +31-(0)20-6180226         +31-(0)30-432509
  tim@pitel_lnx.ibk.fnt.hvu.nl   jester@dds.nl            rolando@knoware.nl
 
  Yes, HarleQuiN's got himself a new house, so if you want to swap disks with  
  demos and shit, go ahead. Warp 6, Mr Worf. And please, keep your hands off
  of Troi's breasts.

ú BULLETIN BEARD SHAVERS ú
ÿ
  ú Name ú             ú Sysop ú         ú Status ú             ú Number ú  

  PLANET EARTH        Aap                World HeadQuarters     +31-20-6995913
  SUPREME COURT       Steel              distro                 +31-1650-51850
  EINSTEIN BBS        Sleeping Dog       distro                 +32-3-3851594
  THE HIDEOUT         TBB                distro                 +49-611-9545013
  DIGITAL DIMENSIONS  Nutcracker         distro                 +1-604-533-3720
  THE MACH 5 BBS      Speedracer         distro                 +1-319-332-4822
  THE INFO BOX        Arthur Kim         distro                 +1-206-485-0354
  PHANTASIA           ???                distro                 +27-11-955-3597
  GBC I               El Conzo/Consieler distro                 +31-252-525390
  GBC II              Code Red           distro                 +31-23-5849975


ú INTERNET SUPPORT ú  
  
  Yeah nigga, we got net support too. If you're one of them trendy surf-
  wannabees, start up (gasp) Windoze and run winsock...

ú FTP SITE ú  

  utopia.hacktic.nl

  note: The ftp site is a C-64 site but it does have a SuccesS PC directory.
        So you can get only SuccesS PC software here!

ú HOME PAGE ú  

  http://www.xs4all.nl/~herkel


ú EPILOGUE ú

  Acme zuigt zo vet, dat ze niet eens weten waar de kindjes vandaan komen.
  Trance PC regeert als King in Osdorp.
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